JOKE OF THE DAY.

Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother

Having An Affair. Then Her Father Calls.

"Hello?", "HI honey. This is Daddy. is Mommy

near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom

with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says. "But honey,

you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do. and he's upstairs in the room

with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this is what I

want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom

door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car

just pulled into the driveway.”

"Okay Daddy. just a minute.”

A few minutes later the little girl comes back

to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?” he asked.

Well, Mommy got all scared. jumped out of

bed with no clothes on and ran around

screaming. Then she tripped over the rug. hit

her head on the dresser and now she isn't

moving at all!”

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on,

too. He was all scared and he jumped out of

the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn’t know that you took out

the water last week to clean it. He hit the

bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"