THE PERFECT HUSBAND ( MID DAY JOKE)

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

This Rich Woman Thought She Had The

Perfect Husband. But Then He Said This.

Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a

cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker

and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to

listen.

MAN: "Hello!"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN:” Yes”

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful

leather coat. It's only $2,000: Is it OK If I buy it?"

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.“

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw

the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN $90000

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the

options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just

talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted

last year is back on the market. They're asking $930,000

for It."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of

$900,000. They'll probably take it. if not, we can go the

extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too."

The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were

staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turned and asked, "Anyone know whose phone this

is?”